Here we have CSI -Miami Drinking Game First Act!!!!

This was made by & , according to the long tradition of holy and sempiternum 'Drinking Game'!!! It consist of making fun of abused usual, or even better unsual situations of a TV show. The rules for the game are simple: pic up some friends, a good number of beers, put on a CSI Miami cassette (even better if it's the ongoing episodes ) and drink whenever one of the following happens... and hopefully you'll get drunk very soon.....
enjoy!!

Chug your beer once...
- anytime Horatio pulls off and back on his glasses without a clue
twice if it's in the sunset
- anytime Horatio put his hand on his hips with that slightly hot moves of his...
twice if after that he turned his head on the left
three times if he turnes on his right
four times if any other character does the same moves
end the bottle if the whole team do it!
- anytime Horatio says something that leaves you the istinct of turn off the TV
- anytime Horatio says " what did you get..."
- anytime Horatio says " wait"
anytime Horatio says " one moment"
twice when he says " wait one moment"
- anytime Horatio says " it will become my personal crusade"
twice when you answer mentally "just like last week, sweetheart!"
- anytime Calleigh makes a double meaning statement
twice if it's referred to Horatio
- anytime the two (H & C) are somewhat flirting...
a sovranumeral amount of chugs of your choice if you enjoy it!
- anytime it comes clear that Tim has spent the night in the lab
twice when it comes clear that he enjoys it!
- anytime you look at them loosing sleeps and think " shitty job!"
- anytime a Federal or something similar get his ass kicked by the CSIs
- anytime you look at them kicking off federals and think " great job!"
- anytime Erik risks his life without a clue
twice if Tim do the same
- anytime Horatio risks his life with a clue (-.-!)
- anytime Horatio's hair are scruffed
- anytime you get the illusion that Tim's shaved
- anytime Erik is flirting with some girl on the show...
- end the bottle if Tim do the same
- anytime Horatio shows is anacronistic chivalry and you think "...what a male! "
- anytime you think that if Horatio was your father, life would be a long nightmare...
- anytime one of the villains acts macho towards Cally
twice when he gets his ass kicked by the Southern Blonde
three times if he manage to piss off her protective male colleagues
- anytime Cally is shooting a gun
twice if your first thought is " ..hot!"
- anytime Erik speaks a foreign language
twice if your first thought is " ..hot!"
- anytime Alexx does an autopsy
see a doctor if your first thought is " ..hot!"
- anytime Alexx and/or Cally put those orrifying sticks into a corpse to show the bullet's pathway
another one for any other stick put in the same corpse
- anytime Erik solves a case and you think "that's all bloody good luck!!"
- anytime there are sex crimes beside the killing
- anytime you look at CSI and think Miami is the new Sodoma
- anytime they find pieces of people inside sharks
- anytime you find Alexx talking warmly to the victim
another chuck for every questions the victim doesn't answer
end the bottle (or go and see a doctor!) if the victim answers back!
- anytime the team agree on a reconstructiom and only Horatio disagrees
twice when you figured out that only Horatio was right
end the bottle and drink another one, if the others were right and Horatio was wrong!

continues......